The Cheshire Cat

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
-the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

July 23rd 2014


        

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

July 22nd 2014


        

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

July 22nd 2014


        


me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

July 22nd 2014


        

July 22nd 2014


        

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
July 22nd 2014


        

July 22nd 2014


        

July 22nd 2014


        

July 22nd 2014


        

Second English lesson of the day

imsceneandherd:

sherlookatme:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘Effect’ is a noun. ‘Look at the effect he’s had on you.’

‘Affect’ is a verb. ‘I think he’s starting to affect you.’

I HAVE NEEDED THIS FOR SO LONG GOD BLESS YOU

A ffect is an A ction.

E ffect is an E nd result.

(Source: wsswatson)

July 21st 2014